i don’t burn everything I touch

I successfully made cookies. 

I feel accomplished because this is the 2nd out of hundreds that I made:’)

is it sad that i counted how many times i didnt fail.. oh wel.l i still made damn cookies and they were good. 

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Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)

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Anonymous said: Red, green, yellow..

woah woah woah :o

im very flattered

jaenamae:

:D

this is so cute

(Source: thedailywhat)

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would have sex with you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die.

(Source: kushandtits, via ohschowder)